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Turn’t Up – Dance Party

October 13 @ 10:00 pm

Get Down

Rap – Hip Hop Dance Party

Friday the 13th, that’s THIS Friday!

If you’re superstitious, let me tell you right now: no chopped off rabbits foot is gonna protect you from misfortune. Avoiding stepping on cracks won’t either, and it’ just makes you look like a weirdo. And if you spill salt and throw it over your shoulder to avoid bad luck, it’s probably just gonna hit some guy named Sea Bass and he’s probably gonna kick your ass (s/o to you if you know that reference).

You know what WILL protect you though?

TURNT UP! RAP DANCE PARTY

(airhorn airhorn airhorn)

AKA your bae’s favorite party.

AKA Turntpalooza.

AKA you definitely will be callin in if you work on Saturday.

AKA the lit’est sh*t you’ve ever lived through.

AKA the cure for e.d.

AKA how the hell is this legal?

MAKE NO MISTAKE: if you miss this party, you will have bad luck for 7 years, you will have wack sex for 7 years, you will have bad breath for 7 years, you will have indigestion for 7 years, you’ll have a runny nose for 7 years, you’ll have gas for 7 years, your weed man will curve you for 7 years, and your wireless connection will be straight ass for 7 years.

We just want what’s best for you. Please, don’t get caught slippin’. Come soak up all the good luck/vibes/energy/substances you can at this party. It’s impossible not too.

• THIS FRIDAY, the 13th of October
• @ Honey MPLS
• 10:07pm sharp
• 21 years young and older
• $5.00 mandatory donation (covers all your good luck for the night)
• DJ Gabe Garcia + DJ Willie Shu
• Hosted by Franz Diego

Remember, bad sex and gas for 18 years. Don’t play yourself.

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Date:
October 13
Time:
10:00 pm
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