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Turn’t Up – Dance Party

July 12 @ 10:00 pm

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We joyfully request the honor of your presence as we push the human body far beyond its limits.
Doin’ it for the ’99 and the 2000, and whatever year it is now.
Yes, it’s that time again.
TÜRÑT ŪP RÂP DĀŃČĒ PÂRTŸ

The party dreams are made of.
The party approved by the FDA*, the FIFA*, and the CDC*.
The party bringing together the cities best and brightest for an evening of fellowship and gyrating.
The party most responsible for “the night me and yo mama met” stories.

No need to actually RSVP, crash the party, we don’t care. And bring whoever you want.
We dare you to bring an animal.

Free vibes upon entry.
TURNT will be provided.

SHU will probably take his shirt off.
Franz Diego will definitely take his shirt off.
DJ Gabe Garcia never wears shirts.

•THIS FRIDAY July 12
•10:08pm (DO NOT show up before that)
•Honey MPLS
•205 E. Hennepin Ave NE Minneapolis
•7,665 days and older (or 21 years of you wanna be super technical)
•$5.00
•Keeping you sweaty:
DJs Gabe Garcia + SHU
•Sharing champagne with you:
MC Franz Diego (and by champagne, I mean 4 Loko. And Absinthe. Mixed with Tang).

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Date:
July 12
Time:
10:00 pm
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